Intermission #1

Oh. Christ Core! Probably the funniest genre of all. I'm from Western Europe so I find all of religion entirely laughable. Over here in Western Europe we have been recently using science to decide on our opinions on matters. We won't use hateful book like the Bible to decide on things. America should too, it's in their constitution but for some reason they have not evolved like we would want.

Besides the God Hates Fags and Anti-Science (Creationist) groups the worst thing to crawl out of religious America is CHRISTXCORE. The X is a cross. Jesus died on one.

Here's what Christ Core really should be:


And for the love of God (yes, yours) please read some books. Any science ones will do.. but if you want to get straight to the point then read the God Delusion by Richard Dawkins.

Passing Headlights

And what we thought was the sunrise was just passing headlights.

Ey! There's more... because it takes me about 3 seconds. This is from Thursday's Asleep in the Chapel. Theses drawings look so good when I see them in my mind.

As always click it to see in it's fully glory of badness.


Oh. The first sentence is "Hmm, light! It's must be morning!"

Maybe I need colours.. yeah.. that's it!

Fear and Loathing

So no matter where we go our hearts will, always follow!

Everyone loves Latterman! Me, you, Gary Busey. Here's my terrible take on this lyric:

Props goes to anyone who understands why I chose those numbers on the Tetris score. Here I learnt the lesson that I certainly can't draw bubble writing because I got confused at M. I drew a W.

Maria

So.. I'm a very bad drawer. It's pretty much a festivus miracle that I even got a D in Graphic Design at GCSE level. I'm not sure how. Why did I even take it?

Call every girl we ever met Maria..

This is lyric from The Gaslight Anthem's Blue Jeans & White T-Shirts. I lack the skill to draw an ampersand on paper.

Click the preview for the full thing:

I cannot apologise enough. What you have learnt from this is..

1. I can't draw boobs.
2. I can't draw bottles.
   
3. I can't draw Pa Rappa the Rapper.

Sorry

I apologise for this blog. But I think I'm funny. Actual stuff to come soon.